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The Studio Behind Arctic Dog Blames Lack of Furry Porn for Box Office Failure
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According to sources close to the production team, the decision not to include any furry porn in their animated feature was a strategic one, as they felt it would alienate mainstream audiences who might be turned off by the subject matter. However, it seems that their gamble didn’t pay off, as the film’s performance at the box office has been less than impressive.
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In a shocking turn of events, the studio behind the animated movie “Arctic Dog” has announced that their lack of furry porn content was to blame for their box office failure. The studio’s CEO, John Smith, held a press conference earlier this week to address the issue.
“We knew that we needed to appeal to our target audience, which is furries,” said Smith. “But we didn’t realize just how important furry porn was until it was too late.”
According to insiders, the studio had initially planned on including furry porn scenes in the movie but ultimately decided against it due to concerns over its marketability. They believed that including such content would turn off mainstream audiences and hurt their chances at box office success.
“We were so focused on appealing to the broader audience that we forgot about our core fans,” said Smith. “It was a huge mistake.”
The lack of furry porn in the movie has led to widespread backlash from the furry community, who have been vocal in their criticism of the studio’s decision. Many fans have taken to social media to express their disappointment and demand that the studio make amends by producing a furry porn spin-off.
“We messed up big time,” said Smith. “But we are committed to making things right.”
In response to the outcry, the studio has announced plans to produce a furry porn spin-off entitled “Arctic Dog: Furry Porn Edition”. The movie will feature all-new furry porn scenes and is expected to be released later this year.
“We hope that this will make things right with our fans,” said Smith. “And we promise to never forget them again.”